There’s a sentiment here for everyone, from the single folks just looking for a good time, to the married ladies who are sick to death of cheesy hearts full of chocolates and bouquets of roses and baby’s-breath, to the lovable stalker. Having trouble deciding what message to impart to the object of your Valentine’s Day attentions? Let The Bloggess be your guide ... at your own risk!
For the single people!
‘Cause you were slacking...
The Valentine we all dread.
Though we should really dread this one...
And probably this one!
If he gets you roses one more time!
Give some poor schmuck a break.
Or a kick to the curb!
Happy Valentine’s Day!