So, I have a wonderful girlfriend. She loves my favorite movie “The Boondock Saints." I get gratuitous violence and she gets hot Irish guys shirtless. We turned our mutual love for this movie into one of the best sex-capades we’ve had. Because my attention was literally divided between watching the movie and fucking her, I was able to last a REALLY long time. She came eleven times, and was numb before I finished. Why does this matter to YOU? Because it can work for you too! Find out what movie both of you absolutely love, and have sex with it on the TV.

I personally recommend an action movie, because they’re packed with explosions and car chases to distract the guy, and USUALLY completely ripped guys tearing shirts off for the girls. Plus, what girl doesn’t love the thrill of controlled danger? ALSO, action movies have the slower parts (except for The Expendables) where they waste time developing plot. Use this time to go slower and focus more on her. Then, go ape shit and fuck her hard during the more intense parts! It’s what Stallone wants you to do, right? Clearly the guns in Rambo are metaphors for his dick, and how you should be MAN enough to go insane, tear your shirt off and things of that nature.

But seriously, the natural testosterone boost these movies give will help you be at your thickest, longest, and last longer. It’s cinematic Viagra. It’s the reason you want to go back to your roots: go hunt a lion with a stick and a knife, build things, etc. It’s the gigantic boost of chemicals reverting you to primal instincts. Use it for one of the things: Have sex with your girl. Surprisingly, the testosterone actually increases HER sex drive as well. (For those of you who don’t pay attention, both sexes have testosterone and estrogen, just in significantly different amounts.) All of the speed, bullets, fights, and fire are a fantastically sexual combination for both genders. This can really turn a regular date night (dinner and a movie at your place) into a great week saver, because we all know that your work week has been obnoxious, and so has hers. Both of you need to relax, and a favorite movie is a GREAT way to do that. PLUS, if you’re like me and still in college or living with roommates, they’ll hear the movie. No one questions a movie. Especially action movies, you’re allowed to have the volume louder on those, and cover up any “unwanted” noises being heard by those unwanting ears.

So in summary: Be an awesome boyfriend/husband. Find out both of your favorites. Have sex while watching it. Make her think of you when she watches the movie. Win at life. Then, hopefully any time she hears the title of the movie, she’ll get horny again, and you’ll be able to try and beat your record. Hope this is able to help you guys, now go forth and have fun!