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Fishnets For Christmas?
I will never forget the first time...
What?! No!! That I ended up putting my husband on the "naughty list" for Christmas! That is what I am talking about, not my actual first time! That is a whole different kind of story and definitely not as fun! So, now that we got that cleared up, let's get down to business and see if you are ready to sign your partner up or end up on that fun little list as well.
About 4 years ago, I decided in an amazing and perfectly fun brainstorm to surprise my husband with a naughty stocking for Christmas. This came about when I was going through my fishnet stockings, sorting and tossing the damaged ones. I cut one of the stocking about a foot up from the toe and glued a piece of white fur on the top with a glue gun and a ribbon backing, set a rubber band and plastic mistletoe for the hanger, and it was ready to hold the goodies!!
Of course, there was the customary candy cane. We all need a sweet treat that also freshens our breath! So, what next? Well, for that I made a trip to the nearest adult store, which is 96 miles one way. Luckily I had other shopping to do in that city as well. Browsing the displays and trying to figure out what was going to go in the stocking was much easier than I thought it would be since we had been in the store together a few times--I AM an experienced adult store shopper, you know! (Okay, at that time maybe not--but we can pretend!)
I grabbed a few of the smaller and could be fun items we had glanced at but never had the nerve to say anything about. My list went like this: 1 Vibrating cock ring, 1 set of edible body paint, 1 cheap bullet, 4 sample novelty lubes, 1 pair of candy panties, 1 deck of naughty cards (strip poker for sexual favors, you know), a boob shot glass, 2 porn movies and four boob suckers...umm, lollipops I guess they are called. Oh, and danged if I know how that Pocket Rocket got in there...he, he, he!
After our company left on Christmas evening, I zipped into the bedroom and placed the stocking-- now fully loaded and very festive-- on his pillow. I had this planned as a "joke." One that maybe, since I did buy this stuff, we could...oh, try out someday. You know, since we did have it, ha, ha, ha!! I was hoping the whole time we could try it all out!
I figured if I "pranked" the stocking and made it a gag gift, it would take the pressure off me as a pervert or over sexed woman and allow us to see where it could go if he was open to trying some of these "for him" toys. He was all for me playing with them but never quite got anything for himself. It went over very well, lots of laughing and joking. He was even seriously impressed I went in the store by myself!! And the stocking got put away...for about two hours.
After playing around for a bit, he decided to go ahead and try a couple of the items since I went to all that trouble over a gag gift. We had so much fun "playing and goofing" with the gag gifts that we decided to make it a tradition. Only BOTH of us would get a stocking every year! (Note: make another stocking, his socks can get...odd.)
One good thing, after playing with the items for a bit and having fun a few times with them, my husband admitted really enjoying "his" toys. And the rest is history! Oh, did I tell you the I somehow *wink, wink* ended up with the Pocket Rocket?
For those wanting to introduce toys into a relationship, using a naughty stocking can make it fun, take the pressure off and be a gag gift that gives back. If your partner decides toys are not the way to go, you are off the hook! But either way, start your tradition this year!! It gives you something to look forward to after the guests are gone--either new toys to play with or a few laughs to lighten up the holidays!
Wishing you and yours a merry, naughty, Christmas!