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Vocalizing Pleasure: Is louder better?

Vocalizing Pleasure: Is louder better?
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He was still a peachy-cheeked, lanky-limbed, soprano-voiced child who happened to be getting on the same elevator with us. Nothing about his appearance would have grabbed my attention except for the message on his shirt: ‘Sexual Expert, First Lesson Free.’

  Sexual Casualties

Maybe I’d missed the memo that said having your pre-pubescent child boast about his sex life was somehow funny, prudent or wise, whether or not granny was in the cruise cabin next door.

Call me what you want, but this I’m sure of: this young buck is another casualty of the sex wars against humanity.

Preteens aren’t the only ones dealing with the fallout of modern society on sex. These are treacherous times for vaginas. We’ve got politicians deciding what legitimate rapes are in between restricting women’s access to health care. Sexual freedom and criminalizing what consenting adults do is being eroded as same-sex couple’s fight for the right to have their unions legally recognized. Outside of politics, the media has a lot to answer for how we view sexuality. Even the Olympics, that harbinger of global athletic goodwill, caught us staring at close-ups of volleyball players’ derrières.

Is it no wonder we are having a hard time getting real when it comes to sex and pleasure?

  Making Some Noise

I’m all for making noise in the right situation. Seeing the direction we are going seems like good reason to rally for sexual common sense and for more honesty in the bedroom.

Recently, I read an article about women faking orgasmic sounds. The author, Nicole Daedone, asserts that faking orgasmic pleasure is tantamount to lying to your love and “prioritizes thinking (I should be doing this, I wonder how he’s feeling, etc.) over feeling.”

She then goes on to explain the top five reasons women make counterfeit noises during sex including:

• She thinks it’s what she’s supposed to do, so she does it.
• She thinks it will increase sensation in her body if she moans.
• She thinks it will increase sensation in her stroker’s body if she moans.
• She thinks her stroker deserves to know s/he’s doing a good job.
• She wants her stroker to know s/he’s stroking too hard. (Weird but true.)

  Women are noisier, but….

It ain’t without precedent. Women are generally thought to be noisier lovers. The best explanation that I’ve read comes from Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Human Sexuality (2010). In a nutshell, there are evolutionary reasons for our throaty exclamations. They are a way for females to announce they are fertile and willing. Circumstantial evidence for this explanation comes from our reaction to hearing others making love; many are aroused by the sounds of passion. Moaning is a natural part of sex, though how much and just what we groan varies considerably, lover to lover.

What concerns me is that our natural inclinations seem, well, less natural these days. Pre-pubescent t-shirt boy got his misinformation somewhere. Conjecturing wildly, I wonder how much the proliferation of Internet porn has hijacked our loins and our vocal cords (notice I say porn, not erotica or sex-positive feminist porn. I hate to get so technical, but it’s necessary here)?

  Imitation Copulation

That porn is ubiquitous and has, in many ways, supplanted the principles of mystery, erotica and intimacy in the bedroom is a concern. The sexualized world my children are growing up with is not the legacy I imagined. The solution has yet to be found. Our polarized society makes that difficult.

The ‘militant’ conservatives (anti-porn feminists and Christians for example) have concluded that all forms of porn are hurtful and espouse censorship. The ‘radical’ left refuses to admit that porn can have dangerous consequences to the well-being and emotional intimacy of our couplings. Can we dispense with arguing and acknowledge that as long as one side refuses to acknowledge the partial truth of another, we won’t get past this debate?

For better or worse, Internet porn is influencing our views on sex. “Anecdotal evidence and behavioral surveys and polls do indicate that cyberporn plays a role in men's relatively new-found disinterest in sex with their partners,” wrote Susan Crain Bakos. I see her point. One result is that we are screwing in a stew of misinformation about what authentic ecstasy looks, tastes, feels and sounds like. We don’t honestly think that cop shows accurately reflect police life, so why buy the imitation when it comes to copulation? Without the mystery, is it no wonder that many are going through the motions, pretending a delight they do not feel.

I believe that one anecdote is taking physical pleasure out of our heads and bringing it back into our bodies. Make noise and make it real. Somehow, someway we have to restore the moans of gratification without worrying about what we actually sound like.

And if I could, I’d shrink that stupid t-shirt.

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I liked this article, it was really interesting to read.

09/02/2012

I definitely think that some noise is a huge turn on for both partners. I know it is for me and my partner.

09/03/2012

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