While the U.S. is groping its citizens and taking naked pictures of them as they wait for their flights, the Danes have found the answer to keeping Muslim extremists away from their borders: BOOBS! Peter Skaarup, foreign policy spokesperson for the Danish People's Party, sure thinks so, anyway.
No. We're not joking.
Skaarup suggests that if the Danes include women sunbathing topless in a documentary about Denmark, and make it required viewing in an immigration test currently in the works, Muslims will pick a different country to live in.
“Topless bathing probably isn’t a common sight on Pakistani beaches, but in Denmark it is still considered quite normal. I honestly believe that by including a couple of bare breasts in the movie, extremists may have to think twice before deciding to come to Denmark,” Skaarup said.
However, Naser Khader, from Denmark's Conservative Party, disagrees. On his FaceBook page, he says that boobs are "no protection against extremism. It's quite the opposite, fundamentalists are so obsessed with sex that they will be pouring in over the borders. Maybe we should try with naked pigs.”
Holland's got their own Muslim kryptonite video, but they seem to think boobs aren't quite strong enough. So, they tossed in some men kissing for good measure.
We're kind of stuck on this one, ourselves. We've got nothing against Muslims living wherever they want to live. But we're all in favor of boobs and kissing in documentaries. Can't we all just get along?