You're probably dying to know what went on before Charlie Sheen's starring role in “Possible Cocaine Overdose.” A famous actor, massive amounts of money and a bunch of random porn stars in a room together is intriguing to even the most modest of minds. It's why celebrity gossip makes headline news. We all want a glimpse into the not-always-glamorous underbelly of those we perceive to be the upper crust of society.

And thanks to Mr. Sheen's Wild Night, we're gonna get one. Kacey Jordan, the porn star Sheen to whom reportedly handed a $30,000 check, will be playing herself in a XXX recreation of the night that presumably will make her a small fortune.

Though there's plenty of speculation, the names of the porn company involved and the actor who will play Sheen have not yet been released.

Sheen is currently locked down in his house undergoing addiction treatment. Text messages such as “Please lose the number, we are closed ... please drive through ... thank you," and, "Right now we are on lockdown,” have been sent to porn stars and partiers who've tried to get in touch with him.

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie... You should have learned from a couple of the roles you've played! This is classic Bean behavior, here, man!

We're pulling for you. Get better.