NormandieHill—“Confucius says...don’t use your teeth and remember to swallow like a good girl.”
AvaDarke—Confucius says that man who is always tongue-tied will never be a cunning linguist.
FVWhitechapel—Confucius say bird in hand worth two in bush, but two in bush worth more on the internet.
andromedamarie—Confucius says he who uses his tongue to lick more and talk less rarely spends the night on the couch.
This Week's Runner-Up
macho99—man cum once, all done. man cum twice, good job. man cum thrice, i want that man!
And the Winner Is...
barryrsilver—Confucius says: Ice can cause a boiling pot to overflow.
Enter the Naked Reader Twitterotica Contest!
Give us your best, most erotic, titillating tweet on our selected theme. Two winners will be chosen each week. Entries are judged by the SexIs editors and the editorial team at Cleis Press. The runner up receives an autographed book from Cleis Press. The first place winner will receive an autographed copy of a selected Cleis Press book and a $25 gift certificate from EdenFantasys. Entries are accepted until Thursday, 11:59 p.m. of each contest week.
Submit your entries to Twitter, using the hashtag #Twitterotica, or put them up on the wall of our Sexis Facebook page. Multiple submissions are allowed, but all entries must be 140 characters or less.
Up for consideration this week: If someone made a soundtrack of your sex life, what sweet music would we hear?
(Entries for “Fortune Cookie Sex Advice” have closed.)