FriendFinder Networks, owners of Penthouse, have announced their next step in the adult industry: 3D porn! “We started shooting in 3D this past summer, and have significantly invested to perfect 3D production quality,” said Marc Bell, CEO of FriendFinder Networks, in a press release. “Consumer excitement for 3D content is high, and Penthouse is the one studio that can rely on its broad expertise to deliver 3D in a manner unmatched by any other branded entertainment company.”

That's right. Directors at Penthouse Productions have been toiling away all summer long to poke you in the eye with three-dimensional penises in the privacy of your own home. Not only will their new video-on-demand channel be pumping out the flicks filmed over the summer, but Penthouse is promising fans that they'll be providing one new feature a month! Execs expect the channel to be live before the second quarter in 2011.

So if your significant other is begging you for one of them newfangled 3D television sets, now you know why. You're welcome!