Ah, there’s nothing like kicking back after a stressful day, mixing a drink, and relaxing on the couch to watch some raunchy sex that a male porn star has rightfully won by pounding the bejezus out of his competitors. Wait, what?

The porn is called Battle Bang, and it features some of today’s hottest porn stars duking it out in real Mixed Martial Arts-style fighting cage matches for the prize—and that prize just happens to be the right to perform in a hardcore sex scene. And, no, it’s not just a remake stolen from a cheesy late ’70s gladiator skin-flick; these guys are really fighting. “See the toughest guys in porn battle it out,” as the promo video says.

Thanks to the UFC and other professional fighting leagues, MMA is the most popular fist-sport since boxing, and the geniuses at Antigua Pictures realized that combining combat and sex into one testosterone-overdosed battle royal frenzy might make a few bucks. Or two. (Or a gazillion.)

But, if you’re worried that any of the male performers were mistreated, don’t. “The guys absolutely loved shooting this,” Antigua Pictures’ Todd Blatt told AVN. “It’s not very often they are the focal point.” No penises were harmed during the making of this movie?