Having sex in a public place boosts the energy of the encounter because it feels forbidden and risky, with the possibility of getting caught. Almost everyone likes to the live on the edge just a bit, straying from what is expected or acceptable. If you’ve ever spent 10 minutes around a child you know how much we, as humans, love to do exactly what we’re told not to do.

As someone who has actually been caught, not once, but TWICE, I thought I wouldn’t be excited about the potential of being caught in the act, but boy was I wrong! My boyfriend lives in a very rural farm city where his family owns a few orchards. When visiting one day he asked if I’d like to take a drive to see one of the orchards. While walking in the orchard things began heating up between us and the next thing I knew, we were going at it in the middle of thousands of nectarine trees in broad daylight!

Of course, not everyone is so lucky to have a deserted orchard to fuck in. So what do you do if you want to experience the excitement of getting caught without actually getting caught? (I promise, you don’t actually want to get caught. It usually ends in an awkward conversation or, if caught by the wrong person, it could land you in jail for indecent exposure. Yikes!)

So, where can you get it on in public? Here are five fun ideas:

1. On Vacation Some hotels and resorts rent villas or rooms with a patio or small yard. I’ve seen them in Napa, California, Temecula, California and Kona, Hawaii. If you search a bit, you can find a hotel room with a private yard that is outdoors, but secluded. And the best part is, if your neighbor does happen to hear or see something you’d rather they didn’t, you’ll never see them again.

2. In Nature Whether you are on a road trip or hiking through the woods, chances are there are not a ton of people around. Hike off the road or trail a bit to avoid the flow of traffic. Just remember to look out for poison oak or critters to avoid nasty rashes or bites!

3. In A Classroom Colleges sometimes leave doors unlocked after classes end to allow clubs and study groups to access the building in the evenings. Find an empty, dark classroom or bathroom and let loose. You may want to stroll by ahead of time to see if there is much activity at certain times (club meetings, night classes) and check for security cameras.

4. At A Cemetery It’s not for everyone, but cemeteries are usually pretty dark and quiet at night. If you can get past the creepiness factor, you’ll probably be safe from actually getting caught.

5. An Elevator We’ve all seen those movies where they get it on in the elevator, but have you tried it? Try one in a tall building when there won’t be many people calling the elevator or just stop the elevator between floors. Just be sure not to press the emergency button and have an unexpected visit from the local fire department. Or, maybe that’s just what you’re looking for…

Regardless of where you choose to get down, remember to be safe and dress for sexcess, (think skirts ladies!)


** There is always a chance of getting caught having sex in public. Do so at your own risk.