Has one of Charlie Sheen's “goddesses” decided to leave the porn industry, or is she just stepping out? Rachel Oberlin, known to porn fans as Bree Olson, has accepted a role in an indie comedy called Mancation. She'll be playing a porn star. ... Just kidding!
She will be playing the wife of N'Sync's Joey Fatone who catches her cheating with a woman and some sex toys. And according to E! News, “the scene leaves little to the imagination.” Hot! And then the dolt hops in a car and takes off to get wasted and blow money instead of jumping in bed with them.
You probably don't care about the rest of this story. Hell, we're having a hard time focusing enough to write it! But we're gonna tell it anyway. And you'll love us for it. Or not.
Other female roles in the film will be played by Danica McKellar (Winnie from The Wonder Years!) and a porn star with the same first name, Danica Dillan, who starred in such titles as Cum Fart Cocktails 8 (?!), My Gigantic Sex Toys 11, and Sorry Daddy Whitezilla Broke My Little Pussy 6. Um, no. We don’t have the links for those titles …