Kim Kardashian. James Franco. Tila Tequila. Charlie Sheen. What do they all have in common?

If you guessed a sex tape, you would be correct, my friend. That is, unless the porn star known as Felony is lying.

“Charlie and I were having this great project and he was talking about, you know, performing in front of the camera,” Felony said in a video interview. “He goes, 'Let's call it Charlie's Devils!'”

Why does that sound like something he'd say?

This after reports of Sheen paying a porn star $30,000 after funding her drug and alcohol binge, having sex with her and inviting her to join a “porn family.”

Oh, Charlie ... Trying to give Hef a run for his money, are we?

Via texts, Sheen told E! Online that all the stories about him are bunk.

“Believe nothing. I will never speak about any of this as long as I'm alive. You're all gonna have to keep towing the same redundant line, guessing wrong,” Sheen is reported as saying. “BTW, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground, and all you people care about is my bullsh-t . . .?”

There is that. Thanks for the reminder, Mr. Sheen.

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