Vivid Entertainment boss Steven Hirsch has approached Charlie Sheen about starting a career in porn. A career behind the camera, that is. They wanna call it “Two and a Half Women,” and they want Charlie to direct it! They're trying to get Charlie's gal pals Melanie Rios, Cassandra Cruz and Elizabeth Ann to star in the flick, as well.

We'd watch that.

Joey Scoleri, a boss at Live Nation, says of the star, “Being fired has only made [Charlie Sheen] more popular because he is standing up for himself. We’re hoping to have some of the items for sale as soon as next week.”

And right he is. Charlie's verified Twitter account was steadily approaching 2.5 million followers late last night, and it's only been a month since he made the Guinness Book of World Records for being followed by one million people in under two days.

Fortunately, the star seems to have come to grips with what the rest of us have been trying to tell him for weeks.

“I'm really starting to lose my mind,” he told Life and Style. “I'm ready to call anyone for help.”

If you've been away from the planet and need the quick summary of Charlie's life so far, we can suggest this video: