A fellow who played an officer of the law on CSI is accused of using his acting lessons to his advantage in Las Vegas, Nev.

While staying at the Hooters Casino Hotel, Douglas Brian Irvin, Jr. responded to an Internet ad for a sensual body scrub (for $180) with a masseuse named Isabella. Isabella says that when she arrived Irvin began touching her against her will and offered her $10,000 to have sex with him.

Isabella says she agreed to the deal ($10,000 is a lot of money!), but told Irvin she wanted the money up front. And that's when Irvin dropped the laminated bomb. He flashed her a vice squad ID and crooned into her ear about how if she didn't do him for free, she'd be in a lot of trouble.

Later, after exchanging numerous emails, Isabella discovered that Irvin isn't a cop at all and reported him to the real Las Vegas police.

Oh, Dougie. We're thinking that might be a wrap on your career. Though maybe there's an upcoming role for a cop-imitating sex coercer on SVU.