If you didn't want to go to prison before, you for sure don't want to go now. Why? Well the rash of porn banning states, of course.

It started in Connecticut, with a ban that starts in June, 2012. Now Florida has banned porn for its prison population. (As if we couldn't see that coming what with Florida's attempt at prosecuting the owners of a fairly tame Internet homemade porn company.)

And what, might you ask, has brought on this ban? Maybe they were worried about brawls caused by heterosexual dudes having to watch or listen to other dudes masturbating? Perhaps their concern is that the porn will arouse inmates so much that rape rates in their prisons will skyrocket? Or how 'bout just the good old-fashioned notion that prison is like “Time Out” for adults, with no toys, or nice clothes or, you know—special privileges—of any kind.

No ... no, this ban, which is effective immediately, was spurred merely by the shock and awe a Playboy centerfold stirred in prison boss Edwin Buss when he made a visit to the prison. We’ve got to assume Buss has never seen a bare bust before.