Would you pay upwards of $40,000 for a 14-year-old video of Jennifer Lopez not having sex? We wouldn’t either, but we’re not Red Light District, YouPorn.com and PornHub.com, the web sites that TMZ says are bidding on the J.Lo not-sex tape.

Last week, a judge in Los Angeles ruled that Lopez could not stop her ex-husband Ojani Noa from releasing the couple’s honeymoon video. Lopez and Noa were married for less than a year between '97-'98.

The footage allegedly shows J.Lo "in a revealing lack of clothing, and in sexual situations,” but not actually having sex.

We’re almost sure we’ve seen Lopez like that in actual Hollywood movies, haven’t we? Maybe it’s the production values that are her real problem here … aside from her ex-husband being a low-life.