Okay, so Lady Gaga can be a little scary. She wanders around pantsless, and fashions outfits after condoms. She wears penis pumps and used to do cocaine. But don't worry parents! She's on your side! Not only will she follow your “Don't ask questions. Just do it.” lead, but she'll help fill your kids' heads with misinformation about sex and their genitalia.

Howard Stern interviewed Lady Gaga for nearly 90 minutes on his show on Sirius Radio. They talked about how her mom used to cut off her dreads while she was sleeping and how she married the night. She says none of her drug use or odd get-ups are about rebellion. And that since she was a little girl, she was fascinated with the piano.

And then she instructed her Little Monsters in the ways of the world.

“I love you and I respect this show and I know you want to talk about sex and cocaine and all of that,” Gaga said. “But the truth is I don't want anyone doing drugs, a; and b, honestly you should wait as long as you can to have sex, because as a woman you don't even begin to enjoy it until your mid-20s. When you're 17, you don't even know how to operate what's going on down there and you shouldn't try.”