Were you as obsessed with Lost as most of us were? That show was so good we cried harder over it ending than the actual ending! And when Charlie died? “Sobbing uncontrollably” is putting it lightly.

Remember Jack? Ah, Jack. The perpetual hero who spent most of his time on the island just reacting to things, rather than thinking first. And apparently, that translates into real life for Matthew Fox as well.

Seems after leaving a strip club, Fox reportedly tried to climb the steps to a party bus he wasn't a guest on. The driver, a woman named Heather Bormann, tried to stop him from boarding.

“He just kept staring at me with his mouth wide open and not saying anything.” says Bormann. “I told him, ‘You have to leave, buddy. You are trespassing on my bus.’ ”

And that's when Fox allegedly attacked her. The details are a little sketchy. Most reports say he punched her in the “breast and stomach area.” But Bormann now says Fox donkey-punched her crotch.

But she got him back! Thanks to her quick "self-defense" instincts, Fox went away with a bloody lip, according to reports.

“This was my self-defense,” Bormann told TMZ. "This was the only way I could protect myself … from a man beating up on a woman."

Fox was arrested by an off-duty police officer, and released into the care of a friend who took him home in a cab. Bormann says she’ll press charges against the actor.