Remember the kid in Canada who was surfing the net for porn and found a clerical worker from his school's office in a flick? Turns out he made a Facebook page for her, and he's finally getting a taste of his own medicine.

“[The school] suspended me for an undetermined period and threatened to press criminal charges against me if I don't take down (the) Facebook page within five days,” he told reporters. He claims he can no longer access the page's account to take it down.

“Yes, he was suspended and we will have a meeting with him and his father on Monday,” said a spokesperson from the school board. "But the school never threatened expulsion or to press charges against him."

And why the hell not? His actions seem rather harassing to us. And Ardente seems to agree.

“This is an attack on my reputation; it's downright identity theft and I never gave my consent to have this Facebook page created on my behalf,” she told reporters.

The Toronto Sun keeps stressing this kid is 14. We're not sure whether this should enrage or terrify us. A 14-year-old evil enough to destroy a woman's life over an autograph is pretty scary stuff.

Rumor has it that Ardente will be transferred to the school board's office, instead of fired. However, so far, the teachers union says there has been no confirmation of this.