What is the world coming to when men are chasing down Rihanna in hopes that she’ll put her top on?

Okay, so it was one man, a farmer in Northern Ireland named Alan Graham, and he had agreed to allow the singer to shoot a video for her song “We Found Love,” on his land east of Belfast. According to the AP/Huffington Post, Riri “switched from a flannel checked shirt into a stars-and-stripes bikini, and finally went topless before Graham climbed on his tractor to protest.”

Yes, and then he “drove over to her on a tractor to deliver the command,” says The Sun. Graham decided that things were getting inappropriate. He said “I requested that they stop filming and they did. I had a conversation with Rihanna and I hope she understands where I'm coming from. We shook hands.” The filming re-commenced elsewhere.

So, will you get to see Rihanna topless? We dunno, but there’s one really out-of-focus shot of her in that more-state-of-undress on the Sun link. Yer welcome. Have a nice day.