Known for past meltdowns, Gibson was caught on tape slinging slurs and obscene epithets at his former live-in love, who is also the mother of his eight-month-old daughter. Popular responses to the scandal have involved internet mashup videos, a David Letterman Top 10 list, kitten interpretations, a bipolar cocktail recipe, and, of course, T-shirts.

Rumor has it that Gibson and his ex-wife, Robyn, may be headed back to Australia, as a result of this latest career suicide attempt by the Mad Max actor.

In other news, authorities are anxiously watching the Miami beaches for a naked Enrique Iglesias, who promised to jet ski in the nude if Spain won the 2010 World Cup. Since Spain did, in fact, win the World Cup police say they’re ready to enforce public nudity laws—which might prove difficult, as sources claim Iglesias plans the stunt at night. Wouldn’t that defeat the purpose?

Elsewhere, recent surveys have found that women in their late 20s and early 30s are considered most attractive, thanks in part to confidence and style.

The poll, conducted by TV shopping channel QVC, was based on the opinions of over 2,000 men and women. QVC’s marketing director Sue Leeson said: “This research shows what many have always suspected; real beauty is about more than just good looks, but a combination of confidence, style and personality, too.”