Debbie needs to do Dallas, and asap—at least, that’s what the adult clubs surrounding the Cowboys Stadium are saying. Owners of the resident nudie bars are crying out for women to come and support their team during the Super Bowl, and apparently, some 10,000 strippers are still needed.
John Walsh, the owner of Showtime Cabaret in Texas, spoke to TMZ, and he said that not only does he need at least 150 more beautiful booty shakers, but 60 other clubs located in the 30-mile radius around the stadium need more, too. The push is on in efforts to satisfy all the potential clients streaming in for the Big Game on Super Bowl Sunday—because football and naked women go so well together. (Hmmm…maybe they’re taking a queue from the true fantasy Lingerie Football League?)
Early estimates place the number of strippers per capita as 30 to 1, as the city expects to host some 300,000 tourists in town for the gridiron showdown. Sounds like, at that rate, it might be “Next stop, Stripper City!” What an awesome place that would be to visit.