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She finally ended up picking up a slightly larger one (possibly in response to J’s size-queenery), along with a vibrating egg – and found herself disappointed by both. She tried vibrators again a few years later, buying the Holy Grail of vibes, the Hitachi Magic Wand, and again – disappointment. Where was the joy? Where were these amazing orgasms that she was promised she’d have, if she only got her buzz on?
The good news is that, eventually, this certain young lady started to have better luck in selecting her vibrators. She says she now has a few that make her happy, and get her off in delightful ways that her fingers and her partners’ tongues can’t quite manage. It took some understanding of her body and what it responds to; some patience and trial-and-error; and a clear understanding of what vibrators do – the proverbial how, what, why, where, who (me, please?) and, ultimately, when?
Sadly, we can’t tell you what will get YOU off – that’s kind of an individual thing – but we can totally be of assistance with helping you understand the types of vibrators out there, and what might work best to your own desires and specifications.
While you’re browsing for vibes, wondering which one is going to come to your home to play with you, you’ll want to look at what features it has. It’s helpful to know your preferences (or at least, take an educated guess) before you shell out money for a new honey of a toy. Some things to consider include:
1. Is it too big, or too small, or (yes!) just right?
2. Do you want a hard plastic surface, something softer, or something very flexible?
3. Do you want one speed, three speeds, or a dozen? Where are the controls located, and can you use them easily? Are there vibrating patterns that you’ll want to use, or are they unnecessary?
4. Does the cost fit your budget (don’t forget to factor in the batteries!)?
5. Is it waterproof?
6. Will it clean up easily? How do you store it?
It’s useless to buy a vibrator of any kind if it’s more challenging to use it and care for than it’s worth – so remember to take all of this into account before you buy!
The traditional-style vibes can be used for a variety of ways of getting your groove on. Obviously, many women like to have them inserted vaginally, to provide some internal buzz to the walls of the vagina and to the G-spot; however, they can also be used directly on the clitoral area, the inner and outer labia, and against the anus (though if you insert it rectally, you’ll want to put a condom on it if you plan on using it vaginally later, to prevent bacterial transmission). They also make fantastic toys for guys who like the buzz, especially against their anus or their taint (the bit of skin between the base of the scrotum and the ass), which will give them some indirect prostate stimulation as well.
Some great new options exist out there in this grouping:
My First Mini Massager is a fantastic choice if you want to test-drive a traditional vibrator with a few extra goodies. It’s got a plastic smooth-cote finish, which is far safer and kinder to your body. Plus, its tiny size makes it great for traveling, and it’s waterproof, so it’ll hold up to any kind of wet that you want to get into!
Want a fun workout set to your fave playlists? The OhMiBod is a traditional vibe that hooks up to your iPod and vibrates in tune with your music. You’ll find yourself making up your playlists in a whole new way, with your own pleasure in mind! It also works pretty fabulously when it’s detached from your player, making it even more versatile.
For the ultimate in safe, long-lasting, eco-friendly vibes in this category, the Little Chroma is perfect. Not only is it body-friendly metal, it’s also waterproof, and it comes with a replaceable motor – so this is one toy that you can have as a long term investment with some VERY good returns!
Silicone-friendly? You’ll love the Leon. This professional is made out of 100% silicone, yet keeps that clean, traditional look (albeit in a flaring yellow-and-orange scheme, which makes it easy to find in your toy box).
Something totally different? The Sinnflut Benjamin Bond will push all your private Benjamin's buttons. It's visually startling, yet amazingly yummy. It’s a cross between traditional vibrators and more phallic-shaped vibes, with a ghostly style all its own, and designed to work all over your top ten erogenous zones. Best of all? It sports one of the most eco-friendly (as well as sex-friendly) new qualities: it’s got a recharging base, so you can quit buying the 100-pack of double A batteries at the warehouse store every month!
While some do depict animal shapes - rabbit ears, a dolphin nose, a snake tongue, panther paws - others have more abstract clitoral stimulators, with shapes such as waves, flames, and so on. The shaft of each Rabbit-style vibe differs from toy to toy – some shafts vibrate, others rotate or thrust, and some even have beads that move inside the shaft for additional stimulation.
The original Rabbit vibes were made of phthalate-laden plastics, but today’s range of safer materials give you plenty more options! If you want an updated retro-bunny, look no further than the Silicone Rabbit Pearl! With body-safe silicone, dual-control vibration in the bunny’s ears, and waterproof qualities, it's a super-duper starter dual-stimulation vibe!
If price is a factor, you can find some fine dual-stimulation vibes for under $30. One of the most popular is the White Heat Double Delights vibe (which comes in small, medium, and large sizes to suit everyone’s preference). This line of vibrators offers reasonable power, easy cleaning, and an attractive appearance at a price that is affordable for most everyone!
Want a more hands-off function, or want to put the power into your partner’s hands? The Jr. Caterpillar vibe is a stroke (or two) of genius! There are two sets of controls – one located on the vibe itself, and a separate remote control that can be handed to a trusted helper, for double the fun. And between its physical features (the tickling antennae, the ribbed body) and the huge range of vibration levels and patterns, you’re sure to find lots of ways to get off with this fella!
If you want a Lifestyles of the Rich and Famously Horny-looking vibe that incorporates the famous pearl feature of the traditional Rabbit, take a look at the Silicone Beaded Butterfly. With its LED lighted controls which help you intuitively adjust the speed and rotation to your own preferences, it makes it an easy vibe to handle (and really, who wants to try to think about which button to push when you’re getting close to your big O moment?). These make wonderful gifts, too – I mean, who doesn’t love to get pearls?
The Hitachi Magic Wand is the sun-strewn mother of all clitoral vibes; its size and shape make it easy to use on yourself or your partner, and it offers one of the biggest bangs for your buck when it comes to the strength of the vibrations it offers. It also doesn’t need batteries – it plugs right into the wall, and will run as long as you keep paying your electric bill! A bonus is that there are a number of attachments for the Hitachi, from textured caps to g-spot attachments, so you can get even more for your money.
The SaSi is one of the new wave of clitoral vibes buzzing through the market. With a quick charge-time (45 minutes!) and 11 types of motion/vibration patterns, it’s already ingenious enough. But the best part? You can arrange the vibration and motions any way you like (in any order, with repeats, etc.), and the toy will remember exactly what you like! It’s like having a partner that pays attention and vibrates, too. Only problem? It doesn’t cuddle afterward.
By far the cutest clitoral vibe is I Rub My Duckie – a plastic rubber ducky with a vibrator in it’s behind. It looks like a rubber duckie and is waterproof, so no one will ever know the difference unless they squeeze its back and feel the vibes. If the duckie is too blasé for you, there is also a bondage duckie, a devil duckie, an I Rub My Fishie, an I Rub My Wormie and believe it or not, an I Rub My Penguin. All look like cutesy little bath-time toys…until the vibrations start!
Lily is one of the most popular vibes to come out in the past few years. Its ease of use, rechargeability, and gorgeous appearance make it perfect for throwing into your purse, backpack, or toybag for those opportune moments. In fact, we can’t even imagine that the TSA folks would take a second, awkward look at this beauty! It's also highly ergonomic, meaning that you'll never develop carpal tunnel syndrome from masturbating!
Dildos are often thought of as looking like real penises, and certainly, some do. However, they come in a large a variety of shapes, sizes and colors (they even make a tentacle dildo!). Keep in mind, though, that the buzz on these babies (or big daddies, depending on your perspective) is likely to be a bit muted by the quantity of material that the vibrations have to buzz on through.
The Perfectly Hot Pink vibe is a terrific starter realistic vibrating dildo; its cyber-silicone material is slick and will slip up and down your curves. And its easy to use, built-in vibrator will have you whirring away into happy-land in no time flat.
Buzz 1 is a beautiful dildo by Tantus with a vibrating bullet in its base. If worn in a harness, the dildo vibrates both the wearer and the person being penetrated – two for the price of one. It’s a gorgeous design with – oh, joy of joys! – medical-grade silicone AND a removable bullet vibrator, ensuring you years of exemplary service with just a little easy cleaning and storage (don’t we wish all our partners were so easy to take care of?)
All the Feeldoes (Slim, Regular and Stout) are unique choices for the vibrator lover who wants to share – they each have a removable bullet vibe, and the Feeldoes themselves are built to get both you and your partner off – you can insert one end in your ass or vagina, and the other end in the orifice of choice on your partner, and let the dancing commence!
One of the newest on the market is the amazing We-Vibe. This brilliantly-designed vibrator is cleverly shaped to fit into the vagina, and wrap around the outside of the body for clitoral stimulation as well (and you can do the same thing with ass play!). It’s a rechargeable vibrator that has a protected switch under the silicone cover on one end of its U-shaped body, so it’s easy to clean and take care of. Best of all – it’s got a low profile, so if you’re wearing it vaginally, your partner can use their cock inside of you at the same time (and get a vibrating treat for themselves, too).
The Power G Arouser gives you two textured wings with an angled g-spot stimulator in the center, and straps hold it onto your body so that you can move around a bit without interrupting your fun. This is a lovely choice for under-panty wear…think of a romantic dinner with your sweetie while you’re shimmying about in your chair!
The Waterproof Remote Control Venus Butterfly deserves a look as well. Its coated egg-vibe sits right over the clit (or can be adjusted to be closer to the vagina, depending on your preference), and the remote control can be tucked into your purse, pocket, or partner’s hands, so you can get some covert fun in under the proverbial radar.
Like the idea of a remote control, but want even less bulk? Try the Remote Control Panty or its sister, the Remote Control Thong, for full-on wearability!
One of the coolest finger vibrators available on the market is the Fukoku 9000 – it’s got a power pack that connects to one of three included silicone finger-sleeves, allowing you to explore the different textures and see what works best where. And don’t skimp on the guys with this one – these fingertips are amazing for perineal or external anal stimulation, delivering vibes up towards his p-spot for a little extra stimulation!
If you want to add a little color, the Mycero Set by Feelztoys is a fantastic option – it’s even made out of medical-grade silicone, one of the highest quality materials available! The set comes with two finger-vibes – one green and one red. Each has a removable bullet (which takes watch batteries; you can either replace the batteries, or replace the bullet). Once the bullet is removed, you can clean the sleeves to sterilize the toys, making these great toys to share with friends, partners, lovers and more.
Want to go a little high-class? Meet Chandra, a beautifully shaped finger vibe from the British company Emotional Bliss. She’s cleverly shaped to fit clitoral contours (and does a bang-up job in most every other reachable place you can think of), is made of a non-porous high-grade plastic, and even comes with three different finger-bands for a perfect fit. Chandra is definitely a step above the rest!
The NymphO by Nasstoys comes with two rose-shaped stimulators that turn on with a simple push-button, and then can be used together on one finger, or separately (try one on your index and middle finger, and rub, pinch, and gently twist your favorite body parts between them). Interestingly enough, the batteries in the bullets are not replaceable, so these seem to be relatively short-lived toys. However, we’ve found that the roses themselves can be used with other bullets and stimulators, so you can rub a little extra life out of these babies!
Batteries are still the most common source of power for vibrators. Some take watch batteries; others take the traditional AAA, AA, C and D batteries. Toys can take anywhere from one to four batteries, and each toy uses them differently, so it’s hard to predict when they will need to be replaced.
It is highly recommended that you take your batteries OUT of your toys when not in use – it will give them a longer life, prevent corrosion in your toys, and keep them from turning on accidentally at the most in opportune times (like at the airport). If you do decide to leave them in your toys, PLEASE do not forget to remove them when you clean them!
Batteries, while handy and easy to get, are not good for our environment. We recommend investing in rechargeable batteries, to save you money, and to help our environment. If you MUST use disposable batteries, please make sure you get rid of them properly, instead of just dumping them in your trash.
There aren’t that many toys that plug into your average wall sockets, but the ones that do pack a punch like no other. The most famous of these toys is the Hitachi Magic Wand, which is meant as a clitoral simulator (well, originally meant as a back massager, but hey, let’s not split hairs). However, various companies now make tons of attachments for the Hitachi, like the Gee-Wiz, the Tri-Pod, the G-plus massager attachment and more, so that you can use this weapons-grade vibrator with penetration as well.
Plug-in toys should be unplugged between uses to cut down on energy waste, and should be cleaned with a cloth, as compared to under running water – don’t forget, water and electricity are NOT good friends. A final note – if you’re buying these overseas, you’ll have to get an adapter!
These types of toys have increased in market share over the past several years, as people make a push towards being more environmentally-conscious. By recharging toys instead of using batteries, you cut down on costs for yourself (how much do you spend on batteries for your sex toys ALONE?), as well as reduce landfill and chemical seepage. Lelo and Fun Factory offer tons upon tons of rechargeable toys, and other companies do as well. They now even make a rechargeable Rabbit vibe! Better yet, many companies are now making these toys, so while there are many high-end options, people on a budget are starting to be able to find rechargeable toys in their price range as well.
Keep in mind that anyone not in the US will need an adapter for these toys; these are easy to get at your local travel store. Be careful with cleaning, so as not to get anything into the charging area, and only charge them as long as they need. Overcharging and/or leaving the charger plugged in only uses up more energy, and that just ups your bill for no reason! Fortunately, these toys tend to come with explicit cleaning & storage instructions, so unlike less expensive toys, you won’t have to figure it all out for yourself.