New bar in the district of Tokyo, Love Joule, is the first ever masturbation bar for women. You might be wondering—what the heck happens there? Well, in an attempt to abolish the taboo associated with it, the bar is a place to openly discuss masturbation. The topic easily comes up when customers look around the bar and see colorful displays of vibrators—dozens and dozens of vibrators. Apparently former porn star Nayuka Mine and model Sayo Hayakawa are already customers. Many customers patron the bar because it’s a safe, female-only zone where women don’t have to worry about being hit on while enjoying a drink. Men are only allowed in if they’re accompanied by a woman. Sorry, single guys, you’ll just have to wonder what mystical things are happening inside the bar. One ticket for Tokyo, please.

Half-way across the world, a Calgary bar is getting ready for their “Remembrance Day Makeout Party,” advertised by a poster stating “Make love, not war” and featuring a sailor kissing a gal. Veterans are insulted by the party, saying a makeout party is not the way to celebrate the important day. Apparently, sexualizing Remembrance Day is disrespectful and trivializes what former soldiers went through…who would have thought? Perhaps sometimes, sex isn't the way to go. Honoring our soldiers with a traditional party to celebrate their courage and patriotism may have gotten a more positive view.

In just over one minute as part of an online comedy skit at FunnyorDie.com, supermodel Bar Refaeli raised more than $925 million to fund her making of a sex tape. Who’s the lucky guy? Just ‘a dude’, apparently. Her goal was to raise $10,000 for filming equipment, but offers surpassed her target within seconds. As for incentives, she offered to put the donor in the running to be the dude or gal in the tape for $1,000, a visit to the set for a donation of $100 or an autographed photograph of Bar having sex for any $10 donation. But $925 million in one minute, really? Now that’s what I call support from her fans.