Finally—you can stop telling everyone that you do, too, have a girlfriend but she lives in Canada.
Fakegirlfriend.co has your back on this. All you have to do is save their number ( (212) 804-6979) into your phone under the name Candy or Enid or whatever you want your pretend girl’s name to be. When you send a text to that number you’ll get a message back that says something like “I just need someone to talk to ... Call me?” according to Today’s Digital Life. A few minutes later you’ll get a follow-up phone call with a sweet voice that says things like "Please come hang out with me? Please? I really miss you,” and even leaves gaps in the pre-recorded message so you can respond.
So ... why would you want a fake girlfriend?
Well, the reason Fakegirlfriend.com seems to be counting on is pride considering the tagline to their website is “Because you don’t want to look lame.” But how many times have you been stuck in a boring conversation or social function and wished a call or text would come through that would allow you to exit? A text from a “girlfriend” would make that a lot more acceptable.
Prediction: next we’ll see Fakejob.something that will send you fake business-related messages suggesting not only that you have a job but they need you STAT and you have to go.
Finally. A way to get out of those needy calls with from the fake girlfriend. Sheesh.