Easter Sunday's quickly approaching. You've got baskets and candy for the grandkids, your own kids, the dog and the cat. And suddenly you realize you’ve forgotten about Dad! What're you gonna do?
If you're 51-year-old Pia Kirchberg, and your father is 80-year-old Maurice Kirchberg, the answer is obvious. Get him a prostitute! At least, that's the angle most of the media seems to be taking, anyway.
It does seem the unfortunate pair was destined for a bad Easter, though Pia found her way to an area in Tampa, Fla., known for prostitutes and she offered a woman $20 to have sex with her father. Turns out, the woman Pia propositioned was an undercover police officer. Oops.
“Prostitution is illegal. It doesn't matter how old you are,” said police spokeswoman Laura McElroy. “If we catch you trying to solicit a prostitute you're going to jail.”
Pia and her father were arrested with six other people for soliciting. And we're left wondering if any of the other six were 80-year-old men just trying to get some booty. Great use of taxpayers’ money, Tampa. Sarcastic? Who, us?