If you've never heard of Kelly Shibari, now's as good a time as any to look her up, we suppose. Who are we kidding? Now's the best time to look her up!

Kelly's a big, beautiful (We're not just saying that. She's gorgeous!) Japanese-American woman who owns a Feminist Porn Award-winning fetish site that features plus-size women called PaddedKINK. She has her own site, KellyShibariXXX.com, and runs The Prism Group, a PR and social media company. And right now she's planning to blow anyone who shows up in Los Angeles with a valid clean STD test by porn industry standards. Yes, anyone.

Why? Kelly's gonna give free blow jobs to everyone who wants them. She tweeted that she should show her support of the Japanese women's team in the Women's World Cup with blow jobs all around and her followers are holding her to her word. Kelly decided to go for it and is in the process of organizing the event. We can't even imagine what goes into that.

Good luck to you, Kelly! We hope it's everything you hope for. And that the planning isn't too stressful!