You were probably watching the Super Bowl, as I wrote this. And if you're anything like me, your mind was on the game or at least the commercials, and not the sexuality of the teams' home states.
Thankfully, we've got an up-and-coming dating service in France to do that for us.
They're called SmartDate.com, and they analyzed data taken from an online survey of 31,830 people in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin to find out which team's fans are sexier. Never mind the fact that Pennsylvania has two teams, and the fans of each are absurdly different in personality despite their relative closeness in culture.
Turns out Wisconsin residents cop to having more sex with more sexual partners, with an average of having sex 4.1 times with 6.3 partners (What exactly is a 0.3 person?) versus Pennsylvania's 3.4 times with 4.6 partners. However, Pennsylvania's kinkier in the bedroom, with 38% of Pennsylvanians saying they participate in role play, and 32% admitting they enjoy porn. Only about 21% of Wisconsinites say they get up to no good, and 24% watch porn.
So now that you've seen the numbers, whose beds will your boots be under? The champion Packers, or the runner-up Steelers?
The source of the data is here.
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