Poor Titus Ncube. He was having a lousy time in his marriage, evidently, and thought a little paid-for nookie might help. He hired a prostitute ... and ended up collapsing when the woman who showed up at the hotel room he’d rented turned out to be his 20-year-old daughter.
We Interrupt reports that the girl bolted from the room and that Titus has since forgiven his daughter. Well, that was big of him, wasn’t it?
Zimbabwe News Online says that Ncube thinks his daughter going into sex work is an expression of her feelings over family problems, and he’s hired a therapist for her and says she’s going back to school. Ncube says his “marital problems are not over, but we have a marriage counselor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period in our marriage.”
His wife Rosemary ... not quite there with him:
“If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. ”
Didn’t something like this almost happen on Twin Peaks when Audrey Horne went to work for the bordello One-Eyed Jacks and her father, Ben, showed up as a client and later proved to be the owner?
Or does the whole world just seem like David Lynch wrote it these days ...