So at what age would you give your daughter a voucher for a boob job?

Yes, we said a voucher for a boob job. It's worth $9,835, and a woman known as Real Life Barbie gave it to her daughter, Poppy, for seventh birthday. We really said that, too.

Mom's name is Sarah Burge, and she's addicted to plastic surgery. At 50, she's spent more than $800k on her habit, and plans to have another $80k or so worth of work to celebrate her own birthday. She says her daughter was just dying for a boob job, so she gave her the next best thing.

“Poppy begged me for a boob job, so I gave her the voucher so she can have it after she's 16, when it's legal,” said Burge. “If she develops naturally big boobs, she can have something else done with it.”

She’s really the original, for-real Botox Mom, this isn't the first time Real Life Barbie's been in the news for her ... interesting parenting techniques. Most memorable, perhaps, is when she insisted there's nothing wrong with teaching Poppy to pole dance.