OMG! GTFO!! WTF?! This is the greatest thing (and one of the more heinous) that we have ever seen. At least since the lady with the nipple on her foot.
Doctors in Ontario, trying to find the source of a man’s testicular pain, took an ultrasound and found an unusual mass … that looked like a face … a terrified face.
Click this link and prepare to be amazed! We know we sound like a carnival barker but cripes, we’d pay two bits at the tent flap to see this any day! Nick Collins of the Telegraph noted that often such images are “hailed as miracles,” like Jesus on a “toilet door in Glasgow,” but that the doctors who found this “followed good scientific practice and sent it away to be peer reviewed.”
Oh, the doctors were named G. Gregory Roberts and Najil J. Touma, which we are really hoping is pronounced TOO-mah, as in, “Is that a too-mah? And is it screaming?”
This is not to make light of such things but c’mon … we didn’t start it. The face did. Even the doctors wrote in the official journal of the International Society of Urology that “A brief debate ensued on whether the image could have been a sign from a deity (perhaps ‘Min,’ the Egyptian god of male virility),” but it was deemed a coinkydink instead.
If anyone ever doubted the mind-body connection, this ought to convince them. What could say “Um … my balls hurt!” like that face?