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If something is aching, and it's not your heart, then the "Finally Mylie Love Doll" has 3 open holes in which to relieve the pressure. The only instrument this Diva will be playing is the skin flute! So drop your drawers and get ready to have an all out, no-holes-barred hoedown when you give this blow up doll the throw down!This doll is constructed of a lightweight vinyl, which does have a slight chemical order. It's similar in thickness to an any other inflatable budget toy. The smooth surface will clean up easily, but because it is fairly thin, it is also susceptible to puncturing. The box does include a small patch of a vinyl plastic repair kit in case "Mylie" succumbs to any injuries during use. The surface is mostly smooth, with the exception of many visible seams and the three orifices for penetration. Being that it isn't the safest material and is semi-porous, condom use is suggested and will also make clean-up easier.
Weighing in at a mere 13 oz, this waif-like, flesh-toned doll stands about 5 feet tall, has A/B cup breasts that are cone-shaped, bisected horizontally by a sharp seam, and topped off with small, cherry-colored nipples. The rest of the body is comprised of pieces of vinyl mended together by more jagged seams which are visibly noticeable (and felt) down the front of her legs, around her waist, up her sides, on the forearm, underarm, shoulders, neck, and around the sides of the head. The arms are bent at the elbow, with the forearms outstretched. The hands are mitten-like with no finger detailing and the feet look like pegs. All-in-all, it's a very generic, basic doll design.
As for the head, it is very small with a triangular shape to it, and all facial & hair features are painted on in black, with the exception of the red lips. There is no dimension whatsoever other than some yellow shadowing around the nose area and a black line to represent the chin and jaw portion. The hair is a short, blunt style, falling well above the neckline. As a matter of fact, from the backside, "she" could pass for a "he". There are no ears.
The small oral cavity is round with a pink vinyl interior. It is 1-1/2 inches in diameter and roughly 4-1/2 inches of it can be penetrated all the way to the back of the head. The vaginal cavity also has a pink interior, but it has more of an oblong slit appearance to it. Its opening measures roughly 2.5 inches long and about 1-inch wide and 4-3/4 inches deep. The anal (flesh-toned interior) cavity is roughly the same length as the vaginal one, but more narrow, and just as deep. The insides of all the cavities are smooth; there's just the sharp edges on the outermost part of the opening which may irritate the user during use.
Located in the center of the back is the plastic air valve. Inflating the doll with one's mouth isn't that difficult and it shouldn't take more than a few minutes. The valve pushes in so that it is flush with the back and not protruding.
A user with a cock that has no larger than a 5-1/4-inch circumference should be able to use all the orifices of this doll, although he may not be able to penetrate them more than 4-5 inches. On the other hand, a man of substantial length and girth will find that only one, if any of the holes, will comfortably accommodate his endowment. The insides of all the holes are smooth, with no added textures other than the obvious outer rims, which could induce less than pleasant scratches and tear easily if stretched. The user could also try placing a small bullet into one of the holes for some extra sensations.
There are no directions with this doll as to how much pressure she can withstand without bursting, but keep in mind that if you want it to last, don't do anything that could damage the toy or cause a leak. Rather than going for a ride on this filly and risking any damage, it would be best to let her straddle you or make her do all the work, with your help of course!
In the water, she floats, just like any other pool toy. She's so light though, she'll also blow away in a fierce gust of wind!
Either a water-based lubricant or a silicone one can be used with this toy. Use of a condom is recommended but not mandatory. Cleaning the orifices can be done with a damp cloth, anti-bacterial soap, or entirely in the shower or bath tub.
She's not high-maintenance, but she is bulky, so if you don't wish to leave her lying around in plain sight, the closet or under the bed are options. Or, just deflate, fold her up, pack her back in her box, and save her for the next time.
The recyclable paper packaging is entertaining in and of itself, since it shows various poses of a sexy model scantily clad in country-inspired attire, holding a guitar, fly partially unzipped, or holding a microphone suggestively. She just so happens to bear an uncanny resemblance to her namesake, but the name on the box is actually spelled M-Y-L-I-E. There's a descriptive parody on the back, humorously showcasing her many talents and attributes.
There are no directions. The box does indicate that the toy is sold as a novelty. The only other thing included is a 2 x 1-3/4 inch piece of a vinyl repair patch, with instructions on the reverse side of how to use it.
Yes, my partner and I were a bit creeped out at first too when we saw the box, but we laughed hysterically at the descriptive parody on the back. We fully expected to see something that looked like the real deal, only to find a nondescript, unflattering doll within that bore no likeness to the cutie that claims she can't be tamed. Well, truth be told, neither can this blow-up doll! She was all over the place and very difficult to get in to a comfortable position with. Her head would slip away when my partner tried to receive some oral satisfaction. Not to mention the fact that her vagina is placed on the front of her body below her stomach, where the real thing would not be located!
My partner weighs about 160 pounds, so he decided to attempt "the climb" and she withstood his weight, but we didn't want to risk her popping, so instead, he just sat back on the bed and lowered her on to his cock. It was funny to watch, but it certainly didn't induce any eruptions. He said it felt "scratchy" against his shaft and even with the addition of copious amounts of lube to make insertion easier, it didn't make it any more pleasurable. Then her anal cavity tore a little, which just goes to show that this type of doll won't withstand much of a pounding.
Finally, we launched her in to the air for a quick game of "volley doll", before retiring her for the night, so I thought! I later went downstairs to find her deflated on the floor of my partner's office. He said he wanted to see if she was more fun when he wasn't under pressure. Apparently...she wasn't! He said she was very hard to manipulate and too light to enjoy.
Now that our curiosity about trying a blow-up doll has been satisfied (rather, extinguished!) M-Y-L-I-E, in our opinion, is great for a laugh, but if we ever want another threesome, we'll find a real woman (or man!).
Comments
cant believe it
nice
cool
supposed to me miley cyrus? if so i'm totally creeped out.
hahaha they sell this at a store in my city... id get it for laughs
wow really?!?! i'm shocked!!
wow
I'm crying from laughing so hard.
At a loss for words
Thank God for masturbation sleeves and other toys!
WOW!!
Funny
Funny head shape.
wow
cvb
the face is so funny haha
Omg that is hilarious.
nice
so awkward
not good
nice
This is so awkward...lol
Wow! Crazy...
Yep, sure does look like her.
Cool!
for real who gets off on these?
lol
Whoa... Umm...
That's ....uhhh.... hmmm.
Daddy's little stoner?!
cool
To be honest this is pretty scary. :/
;]
I'd give up sex if my partner looked like these dolls--not even fun for a gift?
Weird looking doll....
ya so um thats whats actually in the box
Cool!
that's just weird.
I don't see how anyone could get off with that face staring at them... ugh
Box and doll sure look a bit different
I love the summary
I must be crazy. When I see these cheapie love dolls, I always think it would be hilarious to fill them with helium and let 'em go somewhere where lots of people will see them floating away.
That face is just too creepy.
...what a difference from the picture on the box...
The painted face on this is very special.
...wow
The doll doesn't actually look like mylie. It's more or less just a novelty. Her "achy love holes" are pretty small. My bf ran into some difficulty with that, but it was pretty funny to see the expression on his face when he unwrapped his present and saw "finaly miley"!
What a joke.
Sorry Mylie wasn't up to the hype she probably is in real life
Lmao yup looks just like her! .... ehh
Hahaha . . . what? That's so silly!
I'm so confused. lol
That's a hilarious face.
lol
great review!
GREAT amazing review! I don't see anywhere to rate it, though...
LVE the video!!
Bahahaha. So much fail.
Are you supposed to screw the box?? haha
It doesn't have any resemblance to her at all. False advertising, much?
oh wow >_> this is like a bad joke XD
Looks odd.
I was cracking up SO hard from the description. And the fact that it looks nothing like her. haha
Hang on, a review (with pictures and a video) is coming. Yup, my partner and I (well mostly me) took one for the team
LMFAO!!!
Why?
I wonder if it'd make a good punching bag.
lol
oh god
just bought one
LOL
LOl
I already have one blow up doll in my room to make people uncomfortable, and needed another (plus a sheep) which I ordered last night lol, I went to the local sex shop a while back though and they explained then showed to me that though its a great Idea for miley lovers or people who want a gag gift like us, it looks Nothing like her, just a heads up bro lol.
i want this to display in my house
lmao roffl!!!! haha sorry this is funny!
I find this creepy, sorry.
Ummmm.... no....
Wow! A little disturbing...
that's a little creepy
"She's young, dumb, and old enough for cum!" is quite possibly the BEST copy i've ever read.
"She's young, dumb, and old enough for cum!" is quite possibly the worst copy I've ever read.
WOW, um... not really sure how I feel about this one.
Wow, no. This really bothers me for one reason or another.