Pirates Janine's cannon fire vibrator is a wonderful and fun. It is themed after one of the best adult movie ever made. It has a beautiful rotating neck and a powerful clit stimulator. The rotating head massages your G-spot till your toes curl. It is beautifully decorated, and lightly textured.
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Janine's cannon is so memorable that I forgot about it
If you are a collector of pirate themed items regardless of function and performance then this is for you. However: if you want something with power, maneuverability, and is aesthetically pleasing, I suggest saving your money for something better.