EdenFantasys Adult Products Reviewer: dv8

just an fyi - I always picture an 8 ball when I see your username.

lol.....regular

well I finally got assigned a monthly assignment. YAY! I get to write a review. I really miss writing. look for my review in about a week or so, depending on how soon I receive it.

hey guy. post some discussions to the forum. you're very knowledgeable. share all that knowledge w/ the rest of us.

OK, I admit, I spent some time trying to come up with a suitable rejoinder to your funny post on my wall. However, the well is running dry, dammit! I am delighted to know you know how to pronounce wahine! Someone called me wahine sounding like wine, ugh. I had to come up with a different "first" name for the FB page I opened (and they wouldn't accept wicked as a suitable first name, the bastards!), so I am now Jeannie Wahine - who most definitely does not wear an teeny weenie bikini because people are meanies and make fun of my wee weenie! I listen to Bellini (never Henry Mancini) while trying not to spill my martini and linguine on my vintage, knee length Puccini. Yes it's time to say fini and perhaps change my name to Alcmene? (Well, I guess I came up with a riposte after all, eh?)

On the topic of pronunciation, this is a funny test of words commonly mispronounced. Apparently, I am an asshole, because I only got one wrong and I'll tell you which only if you tell me your score, lol!

Nah, no wee weenie (well, unless you count the clitoris as one, lol) I was just goofing off

here's a generic catty reply to your catty wall post

Thank you so much for the helpful porn link!

You're calling me strange?

Well hell, I guess I am strange, LOL! Je suis très étrange! -that's the Gallic shrug, haha. Besides, most interesting people are strange to the boring masses of sheeple, so I proudly wave my freak flag

I knew I liked you -- even the smart mouth Actually, that smart mouth is often my entertainment on here. What puzzles me is that so few seem to understand that you are the site wag! It must be the dry delivery and lack of emoticons to tip them off.

A wag, in this instance, is a noun and means a wit or joker!

Hahahaha! I guess I am just not hip enough to be using words from Urban Dictionary, LMAO! I did wonder why you didn't look it up, but now I see that you did, just in the "wrong" place. I use Urban Dictionary a lot; damn youngins!

Hey dv8, saw you on GrittyW.... At least it was the same user name;
Having to clean a Fleshlight after use always strikes me as anticlimactic.

Hey you, long time no talk. How are you these days?