No, seriously, a clit vibe named Womanizer. OMG! You haven't heard about it yet?

No worries about ruining/disrupting threads. Of course we need to abide by some members wishes who are very sensitive. Most current commentators just like to converse. Like I said before, sometimes happy funny comments are better than none at all. The forum has always been a mixture of seriousness and fun. Some are just sensitive although they also fun on other threads. One never knows which side of bed someone got up on. Or which mirror they are using.

If I get flagged, no worries. I'm collecting them for a flag football game.

OHW, you still don't get it. You, the sensitive one, enough already. It's not about abiding by anyone's wishes. It's about respecting others. It's about respecting this site & the purpose of this site & the purpose of the forum. It's about respecting the EOC. Underhanded, insinuating, passive/aggressive put downs & thinly veiled accusations all while tooting your own horn & 'just having fun & making friends' masked comments aren't ever acceptable. If you aren't a mature adult, go elsewhere. This is not your site or your forum. EF is a sex-positive community for 'all of us' to enjoy w/o the snipey comments you make just like those above this post. EF strives to be a safe & welcoming community. I just wonder how many people - members & other visitors to the site - feel safe & welcome here when they see these kinds of things going on all over this site.

And the flags?

"If I get flagged, no worries. I'm collecting them for a flag football game." Really, you actually said that publicly here? Amazing!

That comment is a total disregard for the EOC. Actually, it sounds like you think it's just a joke. Apparently, you do not know that they not only inform Admin about abuses of the EOC but that those flags also can have consequences. Read the EOC. The EOC is straightforward & direct.

Just sent you an e-mail to two of the addresses I have for you. Please e-mail or PM me back to let me know your current e-mail address. Thanks!

Hey WW,

Hope you are doing ok.

"I helped my uncle jack off a horse" vs. "I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse" Proofreading can help!"

I am going to print that and stick it on the wall above my desk, because it never fails to make me LMAO

Hey thanks! Things have been wild and crazy for me. I even disappeared off of my LiveJournal for several months. I'm trying to get things together.

Whoo hoo lady! The Womanizer is now here!!! Go check it out.

Thank you, luv! I felt a little vivacious ; )

I love novels.

Yeah, sucking sensation w/ the Womanizer? It doesn't feel like actual sucking. I don't know how to describe the sensations other than it's like nothing else on the market & it is amazing! And yes, I orgasm every time I use it. And yes, orgasms w/i just minutes. I've read reviews by some w/ a 'clit of steel' & even they orgasm w/i minutes. There is a new one now which at least takes care of the loud noise of the original.

Clit & pussy pumps? I have several cheap ones & they're not much to write home about but the Vibrating Clit Suck-Her - whoo hoo! Love it! However, I have the Size Matters pump w/ attachments for vulva, clit, & nipples. And yes, it is wonderful! Have you seen pics on the internet of a clit pumped so much it looks like a miniature penis? That's gross!!! I mean really, it looks like some kind of twisted deformed 'thing' - no offense to anyone w/ one. I've seen pics of huge vulva's hanging down so much that they're like having testicles. Ooohhh, no thank you!

Yeah, I agree, Rossie would write an excellent review! I miss her too.

Happy new year

Hey, just wanted to stop by and wish you a Happy New Year. I am wishing you good health for 2016.

Dropping in to say hi.