Until last night, I'd never before seen Ron Jeremy in action. Naked in action, I mean. I'd heard about his legendary career but my eyes had not been graced with the loveliness which is a Ron Jeremy performance. But then I got to see Blondes Behaving Badly, a 4-hour-long pornutopia compiled from all the best bits of various Vivid Studios titles.

Ron Jeremy is of course not one of the titular blondes; his function is as a lover of one of the blondes. Since the film is a compilation, there's no expectation of flow between the scenes. You get the naughty parts without the bother of having to follow a plot while all your body's blood pools in your reproductive organs. Sometimes this is just what you need.

The focus in Blondes Behaving Badly is on standard porn fare. There are a number of MF scenes interspersed with girl-girl, MMF, and MMFF scenes. All of the scenes are set in standard porn environments (bedrooms, living rooms, bathrooms) and the clothing is also middle-of-the-road: lingerie, short skirts, and well-filled trousers. You won't find any futuristic costumes, pirate ships, poolside cabanas, or deserted island bikini-girls here. Again, sometimes this is precisely what you need.

Jenna Jameson contributes a sweet little girl-girl scene set in a bathroom. Another scene features two shapely young ladies bumping their pussies together with a bunch of sex toys|Dildos for lesbian pleasures - Lesbian sex toys--hard. I'm not quite sure how that would be pleasurable, but as I've never personally tried it, I'll keep an open mind. The hetero-sex was evenly divided between protected and non-protected encounters, and every scene ended with a visible male ejaculation. I'm a big fan of the porn-orgy, and I was not disappointed by that part of Blondes Behaving Badly. Some lovely heat was evident in the eyes of the female performers; seeing their arousal got me very excited.

And yes, if you must know, I did have to get myself off before the film was complete. Twice. Well, ok, three times

You've just got to love a movie with a tag-line like "Perm 'em and sperm 'em". If you want a film with a good variety of straightforward hard-pounding sex, Blondes Behaving Badly is worth exploring.