Clear U - glass prostate massager by EdenFantasys - review by sXeVegan90

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U Weren't Right For Me.

This toy doesn't have all that much going for it in terms of design. While pleasurable when placed in the right spot, there isn't much that you can do with the toy overall. If you like g-spot stimulation, you might get something out of this, because every single body is different.
Extreme Curve for G-Spot Stimulation
Body Safe
A Bit Too Short
Texture (might be too intense for beginners)
Not Good for Thrusting
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Clear U is a double-ended dildo meant for stimulation to the g-spot and clitoris. It's designed so that while the bulb is nestled against your g-spot, the textured end stimulates the clitoris on the outside of your body to provide a little something extra to the experience. It has a 'U' shape, which is where it gets it's name. This toy seems to be designed for solo use only, as there aren't many ways in which to maneuver it otherwise. The shape plays a big part in that, and will be explained in the design/shape section of this review.

Because this toy does not have a flared base, it would not be considered safe to use anally, as it could become lost during play. The Clear U can be used anywhere, any time you feel the desire to play with it. Because of the material, it can be taken anywhere you like as long as you're careful with it and don't bump or drop it on a hard surface. Taking into consideration that this toy is glass, please remember that due to the rigidity, it can cause bruising if misused. This means that if you are able to thrust the toy against your cervix, don't do so roughly, as it could cause damage. Because of this, always take precautions when using glass toys.

The Clear U is travel friendly as well, so if you want to take it along with you, it could easily fit into your handbag or luggage, and is relatively small, so it can be well hidden if you are embarrassed easily.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
    • Temperature play
    • Travel friendly
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The Clear U is made from clear borosilicate glass, also more commonly known as Pyrex glass. This type of glass rates a 10 out of 10 on the Eden safety scale, and is completely non-porous, hypoallergenic, and free from latex and phthalates. Glass toys will not cause any kind of adverse reaction to the skin, and are completely body safe. Glass is rigid, so there will not be any bending or flexing of these types of toys, and they are not made to feel realistic. Because of their rigidity, some users may find them uncomfortable for their bodies.

When it comes to glass, there are no tastes or smells emanating from the toy, and you can be sure that it won't retain either of these things through prolonged usage either. This particular toy has texture on one end in the form of small bumps, which adds to the sensations as this end is inserted, or if it is rubbed against the clit to enhance the experience. These bumps create a wonderful feeling as they're brushed over the clitoris or g-spot, and provide enough stimulation to push the user over the edge.

You can slightly see the nodules on the clitoral end of the toy.

While the toy is not plush or squishy in any form, this double ended dildo feels great due to the rigidity it has. This means that you can pinpoint areas you wish to pay more attention to, and increase your pleasure tenfold. The Clear U was not meant to be realistic in any way, and is more of a toy designed with your anatomy in mind. Because this toy is a double-ended dildo, there is no way to put this toy in a harness.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

This toy was designed specifically with a woman's g-spot in mind. It is a curved design with a fairly large bulbous end, and a second end that is covered in a bumpy texture. The bulbous end is designed to reach the g-spot and nestle against it, while the textured end is designed to stimulate the user from the outside, by brushing against the clitoris. However, while this toy is a nice concept, it will not work for all body types. The 'shaft' of the toy is rather short, and the curve may be too extreme for some users, as it may not 'fit' well with their body type.

Overall Length: 9"
Insertable length: 3-1/2"
Circumference: 5"
Diameter: 1-5/8"

The insertable length of this toy (bulbous end) is 3-1/2", which you will need to take into consideration when deciding whether or not you should buy this toy. Think about how deep or shallow your g-spot lies before your purchase. If you're not sure, and you're a beginner to g-spot stimulation, there are better toys suited to find it than this one. If the user's g-spot 'hides' well, then it might be a good decision to buy a different toy as this one does not have much maneuvering ability. While this toy has an overall length of 9" it is relatively short when in use, and is not for thrusting, but more a gentle rocking motion once you get the hang of it.

The bulbous head of this toy is quite large, but that does not guarantee that it will find your g-spot automatically. If you aren't used to a larger girth, this toy won't be a good beginner toy for you, as the head of the toy is quite large around. The texture on the opposite end is made up of slightly raised nodules so that they can stimulate the clitoris. If you wanted to, you could probably insert this end as well since it is marketed as a double dildo. However, this end doesn't have the extended reach that the bulbous end does, and could cause pain if the texture is too much for the user.

While this toy is in no way made to look realistic to that of a penis, it is far from discreet and if left out, people can guess what the toy is designed for. However, this toy can be a great travel companion due to its size, and can easily be stowed away on your adventures.

This is the Amethyst, the Clear U, and a flash drive for a size comparison

The difference in the bulbed ends of the Amethyst (left) and Clear U (right)

The Clear U compared to my hand.

Side Note: I apologize for these bad quality images. I am working on saving money for a professional camera because I both need and want one.
    • Ergonomic


The best thing about this toy is the bulbed head it has. It's quite large, so it does find a g-spot well, but take into consideration that everyone's body is different, and this toy may or may not work for you due to the 3-1/2" insertable length. This is not a thrusting toy, and only works when used in a 'rocking' movement, so that feature may not appeal to all users either. When used in this way, the toy stimulates your clitoris and g-spot simultaneously, which is what the toy is designed for. For someone who first sets their eyes on this toy, it might be slightly hard to figure out, but once inserted, it's simple enough.

While the bulbed end can be great, it does have it's design flaws. This toy may be too short for some anatomies, and may not even reach the clit as it is designed to. If the middle were a bit longer, and the insertable length varied, this toy might have been better if people could choose a 'size' fit for their bodies.

When first taking this toy out it will be cold, so if you wish to warm it up before insertion, have a warm water bath ready, or if you're into the colder sensations, keep an ice bath handy for cooling it down again once it has warmed to your body temperature. Never put this toy in the freezer or microwave, as it can cause serious damage to you internally with extreme temperatures.
    • Comfortable
    • Hard to figure out

Care and Maintenance

Glass is one of the easiest materials to take care of. You can boil it to get any excess nasties off, bleach it in a 10% bleach solution, put it in the top rack of your dishwasher, clean it with a toy cleaner, or simply just rinse it with soap and water. Why? Because it's completely non-porous and you can fully sterilize it if you need to. This toy does have texture on it, so you may want to use a soft bristled brush to clean the nodules on the clitoral end, as things can get trapped around them.

You can boil this toy for 3-5 minutes to remove any other bacteria that you feel might still be stuck to the toy. Always remember to keep the toy from touching the bottom and sides of the pot you're boiling it in, and to be careful upon removal. I recommend using tongs or heat-proof gloves when pulling this toy from the water. Remember that because this toy is glass, it can burn you if you're not careful, so always take precaution when you're sterilizing your toys.

If you're putting this toy in the dishwasher, do so without detergent. Once it's finished, let it sit and cool down before removing it, or if it's too hot, remove it from the dishwasher the same way you would by boiling it. Never switch glass from hot water to cold water, while this is a rare occurrence it can crack and damage your toy rendering it useless.

If this item is dropped, borosilicate glass is designed to break into large chunks rather than shattering. If you find any deep scratches or hairline cracks, discard of your toy immediately. Inspect it before using every time to avoid serious injuries. Taking care of your glass toys will ensure that they last a lifetime. When finished cleaning, wrap up in the bubble wrap, or simply place it back in the velveteen pouch it arrived in, or another pouch of your choice.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


As with most toys purchased here, this one came with a red velveteen, drawstring pouch. The toy itself was neatly wrapped in bubble wrap on the inside. My package arrived in a discreet cardboard box stuffed with paper to keep the toy from sliding and bumping around in transit.

The toy displayed outside of the packaging with the bubble wrap underneath.

While the pouch doesn't show what it contains within, this is not great packaging for gifting. I recommend buying a gift bag and wrapping the pouch inside of tissue paper for a better presentation if you're buying this for someone special. This toy does not come with any instructions and the packaging is completely minimal. However, the pouch in which the toy comes with can and will protect it from scratches, but the pouch can be replaced with another, as it is not padded for complete protection of the toy.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal


I was not impressed by this toy. I prefer to be able to thrust toys, and while the stimulation was nice, the execution of this toy's design is just wrong for me. It doesn't fit my anatomy well. I'm a slightly bigger girl, so this toy was rather petite for me. I had to maneuver this toy in order to get it to press against my g-spot, but the clitoral end did nothing for me. Used in conjuction with a clitoral vibe, this thing is amazing, but I feel like I shouldn't have to use a clitoral vibe when this toy is supposed to be stimulating me anyway.

When I compare this toy with other g-spotting toys, it just simply falls short. While my Amethyst has a smaller bulb on the end, it stimulates me much more than this toy does. On the other end of the spectrum, my Key Comet G does amazing things to my g-spot with it's broad bulb, but this one still does smaller amounts of pleasure. I thought this one would be 'just right', but I was just wrong.
Follow-up commentary
This toy has unfortunately been sitting in my toy chest for a while. I tried picking it up again but grew bored and frustrated with it because it's just too short to get into the good spots for me.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • BlackOrchid
    Thanks for the great quality review, I feel like I definitely learned all about the toy plus some.
  • sXeVegan90
    @BlackOrchid Thank you for reading and voting!
  • edeneve
    I like the texture. What is the circumference of the textured end?
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