Naughty kisser hands free vibrating clitoral pump by Aphrodisia - review by cheekyx

Unexpected Disappointment

I would not recommend this item because the design makes it very uncomfortable. I think it is a great idea for a toy but poorly executed with too many cords, relatively unyielding material, and awkward shape and size.
Comfortable hand pump
Doesn't fit, awkward design, too stiff, not enough variety of vibration, suction cup doesn't stick.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The main purpose of this toy is for clitoral stimulation. It has a dual suction/vibration function and is supposed to make your clitoris more sensitive. The toy has a suction cup for "hands free" use as well as a manual hand pump for suction.

This would be a great toy for anyone if it was not so difficult to use, didn't have such a terrible design, and suctioned to the wall better.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

This toy could be significantly better if it was made of a different material. It is made of phthalate free PVC which is great, except that it is too thick and stiff. The texture of the Naughty Kisser is smooth which does not do much for stimulation. If the toy was easier to use additional texture would be too much, however I was left wanting a lot more.

There is a slight plastic-y/chemical-y smell and taste but it isn't that noticeable during use.

Some of the positives about this toy being made of phthalate free PVC are that it is one of the safer materials, it is typically water proof (just be sure not to get the battery pack wet and don't submerge the toy itself), it is not too porous, and the material itself is easy to clean with antibacterial soap and water.

While some might consider rigidity a positive characteristic of phthalate free PVC, for this toy it did not work unfortunately.
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I was so very disappointed with the design of this toy. You could say I have a pretty average sized lady town but this toy just did not fit. It is too big to spread the labia and just have it stimulate the clit, yet too small to fit over the labia AND stimulate the clit. Also the shape is just awkward. The outer cup looks like lips, but they are opened at an awkward angle so that the toy did not sit right on me. Yet another design flaw is that the tongue part of the toy is too long. It felt very uncomfortable having this hard, fake, plastic tongue pushing into my clit so forcefully.

The battery pack is chintzy, one wrong move and the whole thing might fall apart. The tube to the manual hand pump gets in the way. The cord from the toy to the battery pack also gets in the way. I guess you could say that I enjoyed almost nothing about the design of this toy, which is very unfortunate.

One positive aspect is that the hand pump really is easy to squeeze and pretty comfortable to hold for extended periods of time. Had the toy fit properly on my hooha I could have enjoyed the strong suction it provided more.

This toy is bright pink and has a lot of attachments that are stiff and don't fold easily. This makes it relatively difficult to travel with and to store.

Naughty kisser also has a suction cup for hands free use, but you still have to manually pump the bulb to get suction.

Here are some pictures so you can see for yourself:
Battery Pack
Hand Pump

Functions / Performance / Controls

Naughty kisser would be such a great toy if the design was not so wonky.

The vibrations travel through a cord that connects the battery pack to a bullet inside the base of the tongue. It takes two AAA batteries and the battery pack is not waterproof. As I mentioned earlier, the battery pack seems a little poorly made. I felt like I was going to break it or lose something if I wasn't extremely careful. There is a manual wheel located on the battery pack that allows you to select a high or a low vibration (just one of each). Personally, I found the lowest setting to be the most comfortable due to the tongue pressing too hard on my clit.

Because of how poorly this toy fit it was very hard to get the full effect. I could never fully suction it to me and the vibrating tongue was always poorly placed, too stiff, and very uncomfortable. Also, the long cords get in the way. It would be great if they could make this a fully remote controlled toy, or even just detach the battery pack and keep the manual pump. Another negative is that the suction cup basically doesn't work. I couldn't get it to suction to any wall, and believe me I tried quite a few different places.

The noise level is about average and just sounds buzzy. I have been looking around for information on whether or not this toy is waterproof and so far have not found anything. I would say don't submerge it in water because the holes in the toy that connect to cords are not completely sealed. Be cautious when using it around water in general and when cleaning it.
    • Not enough variety
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

Just wiping it off with toy cleaner or using a warm rag and light soap works best for me. If you want to deep clean this toy it is difficult. The hand pump detaches but the tube leading to the toy does not. Also it is hard to reach the very inside of the toy (by the base of the tongue) because the material is very thick and stiff.

I store mine in the box that it came in, which is simple but not very discreet.

This toy can be used with either silicone or water based lube.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean

Personal comments

I was really hoping for a lot more out of this toy. It was my first time using a clitoral pump and I was completely let down. I couldn't even achieve an orgasm using it alone OR with another toy. Although I think it is a great idea and could have potential, the design is just all wrong.


IF you buy this toy and it fits you I would suggest having your partner hold it for you while you manually pump. I tried using it several times both with my partner and by myself. The latter seemed to work best, although it was always uncomfortable for me.
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  • OH&W, Lovebears
    Wonderful review. Thanks for reviewing this. Often wonder how well they perform
  • DancerKittyKat
    Great review! Too bad this toy didn't fit you very well! I've been wanting to try a toy like this.
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