Editor's Note: The Bloggess is hard at work on a special project whose deadline is looming, so we'd actually given her the week off. But, she was thinking of you all and sent this in for your enjoyment. Ok, so perhaps enjoyment isn't quite the right word. Entertain? Traumatize? Permanently scar? Well, the important part is that she's thinking of you and will return soon!



I don't even have the words, people.