1. The best hand job song ever. Unless “Stairway to Heaven” was about hand jobs. I don’t think it was though.

2. Yarn porn. Honestly, I don’t even know if this is safe for work or not. I’m leaning toward “not.”

3. Well that seems…unsafe at best.

4. I can’t tell if this is creepy or funny. More of the first one, I think.

5. “I see you girls checkin’ out my sugalumps.”

6. Dolphin boobs. Apparently.

7. Nice nipples, pasta.

8. Lego Porn. It was only a matter of time, really.

9. ET Porn. Okay, this just makes me sad. In lots of ways.

10. You guys? Worst. Gangbang. Ever.