September 10, 2009

The Bloggess: The internet is entertaining/terrifying

by The Bloggess

There’s no real nudity here but you’re still going to feel dirty and confused after reading this.

Top 7 fucked up things people sent me this week:

1. Dominatrix workout video. Because nothing is more calming than an angry woman screaming at you to relax. “If you don’t breathe, I will beat you with my stethoscope.” Awesome.

DOMINATRIX WORKOUT! from Everything Is Terrible on Vimeo.

2. Hot chicks picking up dog shit. It’s exactly what it sounds like.

3. Octopus bra. For real, y’all.

4. One for the ladies. It’s like a police line-up. Of male genitals.

5. From the makers of Coctomom comes the parody porn Jon & Kate Fuck Eight. I don’t even have words for this.

6. Um…what?

7. The Women-who-can’t-stop-inflating fetish. Baffling.