It’s no secret that my favorite porn flick of all time is Edward Penishands.



It’s old, bizarre, inadvertently hysterical and altogether baffling. It’s so fucked up that you almost want to call your mom over so you can show her someone sadly eating spaghetti with penishands, and then you think, No, that’s a terrible idea. I need to stop drinking so much in the afternoon.

Back in the day, parody porn was something unique that you’d have to special order in dark backrooms. Nowadays, it’s fucking everywhere. And I can’t decide if they are destroying America or making it better. Judge for yourself.

(Note: There’s no actual nudity in these links but I wouldn’t say they’re exactly *recommended* for work.)

The Flintstones


Who’s the Boss


Seinfeld


The Breakfast Club


WKRP


Cheers


The Office


True Blood


The Big Lebowski


The X-Files


Conclusion: Nothing is sacred. Also, I kind of want to buy The Big Lebowski porn parody now and invite everyone I know over to watch it. Except not my mom because that would be weird. She didn’t even enjoy the non-porn The Big Lebowski. There’s something wrong with her, I think.