“How’s Your Sex Drive?” And Other Inappropriate Questions. « Satire

Then she usually ups my meds, because apparently it’s not exactly normal to ask about other people’s sex life even if you’re just being polite.

Honestly though, I’m not certain what she wants from me because I’m not even sure how to judge my own sex drive. When you’re in pain, doctors give you the pain chart to help you indicate your level of pain (which ranges from the frowny face of “worst pain I’ve ever felt in my life” to the smiley face of “I don’t even know why I’m here”). It’s very helpful. And that’s why I decided to create a sex-drive chart that you can use with your psychiatrist. I used it with mine, and ended up with more sedatives. Everyone wins.

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You’re welcome, healthcare workers.

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“How’s Your Sex Drive?” And Other Inappropriate Questions.

Every time I see my shrink she asks, “So, how’s you sex drive?” I realize this is an important question to ask someone on anti-depressants, as the meds can affect your love life, but I can’t help from automatically responding, “Fine, and yours?”