I always think that eventually people will run out of bizarre links to send me but no, it hasn’t happened yet. And for that I am grateful. And perplexed. A little of both really. This week is no exception. Let’s get started.

The Top 10 Weirdest Links People Sent Me This Month:

1. You know it’s an odd fashion choice when the fake hand is the last thing you notice.

2. Icelandic Penis Museum. Because who doesn’t love a trip to the museum?

3. Only Etsy could give us hot pink merkins and personified vagina moles. And this is why Etsy must be stopped.

4. “Hump smarter. Save the snail darter.” Awesome.

5. Unicorn piggie-back rides! Oh. Hang on.

6. I’ll admit it. I laughed.

7. Awkward boners. It’s pretty much what you think it is.

8. Finally, a sex toy that comes with its own gas mask.

9. Is it horror? Is it porn? Is it supposed to be making me giggle nervously this much? No one knows.

10. “And that, little Billy, is how centaurs are made.”


EDITOR'S NOTE: The Bloggess has chosen the winner of the Bloggess autographed ball-gag! Congratulations to Casie Fletcher Hicks! May she enjoy many ... silent moments with her new toy!
P.S. Casie, please email laurelb AT edenfantasys DOT com with your mailing address.