The Top 10 Strangest Things People Sent Me Last Month:
1. These guys are really excited about fashion.
2. No, you can’t have a bracelet for your penis. You will lose it in her vagina. No one needs this.
3. I don’t even know where to start with this. Why are there two cameras? Who is shooting this? Why can’t I stop watching this?!
4. Mime porn. It’s um…safe for work… ish?
5. I thought it was a sex toy.Turns out I have no idea what it is. Neither do the reviewers.
6. The two most improbable words ever put together: Haunted. Scrotum.
7. Oh, wait. No. I take it back: Vagina. Kazoo.
8. Make-up for your labia. Finally.
9. “Frigid Farrah”. For when you want to pay $9,000 for a robot who won’t have sex with you either.
10. Unicorn penis. It’s kind of the opposite of “magical”.