What makes people feel up for having sex…

For women:

Candlelight, magic and moonlight.

Roses. Or daisies. One of these is right and one of these is very, very wrong. Every girl is different. Choose wisely.

Cary Elwes during his Princess Bride phase.

Seeing her husband voluntarily and happily do the dishes so she doesn’t have to.

Being with someone with a great sense of humor.

Being in a committed, monogamous relationship filled with mutual trust and love.

Being in a bar bathroom with a hot guy we just met who has several condoms and some sexy name we can’t remember.

Being kissed on the neck in this really specific way that I can’t really explain and I don’t understand why you can’t get it.

Being treated like a fragile, breakable princess, or a dirty, dirty whore (depending on how we’re feeling right at that exact moment).

For men:

A light breeze

The word “boobies.”

Words that rhyme with “boobies.”

Breathing.

Actually having sex.