If you don’t think you can stomach 24 hours of A Christmas Story, or the 400th version of A Christmas Carol, let us turn your thoughts to something a little more adult. ’Cause boy, has the Houston Press got the porn parody for you.

Evidently while everyone else was roasting their chestnuts on an open fire last year, Devil’s Films was busy releasing This Isn’t Christmas Vacation: The XXX parody, a parody the beloved classic — and one of the funniest movies ever! — National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Craig Hlavaty of the HP’s Art Attack blog stumbled upon this little treasure while researching the outlandish (and awesome!) porn parodies of today.

It’s a hard life, aint’ it?

Well, while we were researching him researching them, we came across a list of other hilarious holiday porn parodies on Funny or Die that might jump start your holiday spirits … or at least give you a giggle or two until Elf comes on.

Our favorite, hands down? The Nutcracker. You'll just have to watch to understand why.