The Daily Mail seems to be desperate for a bit of raunchy sex news to run with. So desperate, in fact, they ran a two-year-old story about a woman and her alleged sex slave like it was yesterday. Though we have to admit it's a really good story.

Apparently, a 28-year-old woman named Olga in Meshchovsk, Russia was going about her business in a hair salon when 32-year-old Viktor "Jasinski" (though who knows if that's really his name?) broke into the shop. Luckily for Olga, she's a black belt in Karate. So she kicked Viktor's butt, then tied him to a radiator in a back room with a hairdryer.

From there, things really got hairy. Viktor claims Olga force-fed him Viagra and raped him repeatedly.

Olga's response? “What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left.”

The DM's story prompted a rash of other stories all over the world. But Kiri Blakeley, a blogger on forbes.com, dug into the story and discovered its age ... and that the original story has a sketchy provenance even in Russia. So did this all even happen and, even if it did, why did the DM dredge up the past? So far, they're not telling.