Apparently, running naked is becoming a regular thing round the world. No, really! Don't believe us? Check out this guy from Changchun, Jilin, China, who started out semi-clothed and ended up trying to break into other people's cars. While people were in them.

Witnesses say the runner, in his mid-20s, showed up in an intersection wearing white shorts, shoes and socks, but once he got there, he stripped down to nothing and began to run. Folks who looked on tried to get the man's attention but his gaze was “fixed into the distance” and he couldn't be distracted.

One woman who had just picked up her son said she was just shocked by the naked man running down the street (Because she's never seen a penis before? We hear immaculate conception's all the rage these days.). “I had to shield my son from that terrible sight!” she exclaimed. (Because he's never seen a penis before?! He must really adhere to the “Don't look down!” rule!)

After about a half hour, the man stopped running and began attempting to enter some slow-moving vehicles, freaking out the drivers inside.

Naturally, the man was arrested and society was saved.