So guess whose penis we'll be seeing on the market next! We hear you out there shouting out the names of hot porn stars and celebrities who've yet to cast penis molds. Your excitement is deafening. Would you believe us if we said it's Phil Varone? As if half the female population of the United States alone hasn't already had their five minutes of fame in his bed.

You Dr. Drew nuts might recognize the name from Sex Rehab, but the rest of us know him better as the drummer of Skid Row. More recently, Varone posed as this December's centerfold for Playgirl. And in July, Varone released a sex tape called Phil Varone's Secret Sex Stash which is reported to be videos of him having sex with some of the thousands of groupies he’s allegedly been with..

“I’ve always been open to all types of sexual experiences,” Varone said. “Extending my personal brand into a line of sex toys is something I’ve always wanted to do. It fits with everything I’ve done as a public figure and I’m honored to team up with California Exotic Novelties to make it happen. The company’s stellar reputation, along with Ms. Colvin’s commitment to excellence, makes this a dream come true.”

“This is the first time a novelty manufacturer has molded a mainstream rock star or produced a sex toy line bearing a rock star’s image,” said Susan Colvin, president and CEO of California Exotic Novelties. “We’re proud to add this to our long list of ‘firsts’ for California Exotic Novelties, and we’re thrilled to team up with Phil.”

But wait! There's more!

California Exotics says Phil's got a "unique" feature to his penis that they plan to replicate making them the first sex toy company to give this particular feature a go. Could they be talking about his Prince Albert? We'll just have to wait and see, cause they're not telling! But the Internet cannot lie ... Varone reportedly has a a very thick silver piercing.